Post by amyurban on May 6, 2006 23:13:10 GMT -5
Oh My God, I was just around the internet, looking for more Kentucky Derby Party news for Apolo pics or any of that kind of news, right? So one of the places I went to was E! Online, okay....look at a letter than the gossip columnist guy, Ted Casablanca, got from a woman named "Marie" from New York in 2002. You guys are going to DIE LAUGHING like I did, trust me! 
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Dear Ted:
I'm 40 years old, married, kids, the whole nine yards, and I just can't stop thinking about that 19-year-old phenom from the Olympics, Apolo Anton Ohno. God, I'd like to sink my teeth into that beautiful ass. I know your column is basically for the Hollywood set, but this guy is definitely on his way.
Marie
Lawn-Guy-Land, New York
Dear Miss-His Marie:
I take it the hubby's buttocks no longer carry your molar-marks? Honey, with your (literally) painful honesty, you can email me about whatever set you like.
Dear Ted:
You crack me up. Edit that for length and clarity.
Ann M. Linhorst
Dear Ann:
Well, I wouldn't dream of it. But of course, E!'s intrepid legal department will want to know if you're implying crack is required to understand my column. (You'd be amazed.) Big e-kiss to ya.
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Me and my husband LOAO over that one! Now there is NO WAY I feel so bad for being my age, married and having a kid and LUSTING over Apolo. Seems I am not alone ( not that I REALLY thought I was, anyhow. There are a few of ya on here, as well, just not near enough of you close to my age like this woman is).
Nice to be vindicated, but sheesh, that was just too funny NOT to share with you guys in here!
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Dear Ted:
I'm 40 years old, married, kids, the whole nine yards, and I just can't stop thinking about that 19-year-old phenom from the Olympics, Apolo Anton Ohno. God, I'd like to sink my teeth into that beautiful ass. I know your column is basically for the Hollywood set, but this guy is definitely on his way.
Marie
Lawn-Guy-Land, New York
Dear Miss-His Marie:
I take it the hubby's buttocks no longer carry your molar-marks? Honey, with your (literally) painful honesty, you can email me about whatever set you like.
Dear Ted:
You crack me up. Edit that for length and clarity.
Ann M. Linhorst
Dear Ann:
Well, I wouldn't dream of it. But of course, E!'s intrepid legal department will want to know if you're implying crack is required to understand my column. (You'd be amazed.) Big e-kiss to ya.
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Me and my husband LOAO over that one! Now there is NO WAY I feel so bad for being my age, married and having a kid and LUSTING over Apolo. Seems I am not alone ( not that I REALLY thought I was, anyhow. There are a few of ya on here, as well, just not near enough of you close to my age like this woman is).
Nice to be vindicated, but sheesh, that was just too funny NOT to share with you guys in here!
