Something HYSTERICAL I Just Had To Share....

[Lindsey]

p.s. good to see you, amyurban!

[Krysten]

Aww that's nice hahaha.
Sorry just had to say that.

[amyurban]

Thanks Lindsey!

What I like about Johnny is he and I are of the same "era" and he likes alot of the same kinds of movies and actors that I do.

Like in "Edward Scissorhands", he got to act with actor Vincent Price, one of my favorite all-time Horror/Monster movie actors from the 40's and 50's. And Johnny has talked about what an honor it was to of worked with Vincent. I respect that a GREAT deal because if it were me, I'd of felt the same. I could so relate to his sentiment. Vincent had this voice, this way about him. He was a true Horror/Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Monster movie genius of his era. A genius of sorts.

And he likes to work with Tim Burton alot, as well. I LOVE Tim Burton's movies. He's such a TRIP!

[torinogal]

amyurban said:

Oh My God, I was just around the internet, looking for more Kentucky Derby Party news for Apolo pics or any of that kind of news, right? So one of the places I went to was E! Online, okay....look at a letter than the gossip columnist guy, Ted Casablanca, got from a woman named "Marie" from New York in 2002. You guys are going to DIE LAUGHING like I did, trust me!

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Dear Ted:
I'm 40 years old, married, kids, the whole nine yards, and I just can't stop thinking about that 19-year-old phenom from the Olympics, Apolo Anton Ohno. God, I'd like to sink my teeth into that beautiful ass. I know your column is basically for the Hollywood set, but this guy is definitely on his way.
Marie
Lawn-Guy-Land, New York

Dear Miss-His Marie:
I take it the hubby's buttocks no longer carry your molar-marks? Honey, with your (literally) painful honesty, you can email me about whatever set you like.

Dear Ted:
You crack me up. Edit that for length and clarity.
Ann M. Linhorst

Dear Ann:
Well, I wouldn't dream of it. But of course, E!'s intrepid legal department will want to know if you're implying crack is required to understand my column. (You'd be amazed.) Big e-kiss to ya.

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Me and my husband LOAO over that one! Now there is NO WAY I feel so bad for being my age, married and having a kid and LUSTING over Apolo. Seems I am not alone ( not that I REALLY thought I was, anyhow. There are a few of ya on here, as well, just not near enough of you close to my age like this woman is).

Nice to be vindicated, but sheesh, that was just too funny NOT to share with you guys in here!

[torinogal]

You're a riot Amyurban!! And you're definitely NOT alone! I really shouldn't be thinking these things about a man who's how many years younger? (in the teens) But I'm possessed by a demon or something, it's whispering these naughty, naughty, things in my ear. I think I need to stop now before I get in trouble. See ya later!

[rach2crazy]

hey torinogal! i noticed ur new, welcome to the forums! ;D

[torinogal]

Thanks! This place is fun!

[rach2crazy]

lol ur welcome! ;D hehe lol

[amyurban]

Well Torinogal, this is the only PG-13 board I post on, all the others I post on are 18+ but I only know of ONE 18+ Apolo board and it does not have a "message board", just some the "usual" Apolo stuff and then, an area for fanfictions.

I am writing an NC-17 Apolo fanfiction but it's NOT at that site, ONLY on my Live Journal, which is "friends only" and that's the way I wanna keep it.

But yeah...what can I say? He "does things" to me, too. Not ashamed of it though, know what I mean?

[torinogal]

I definitely know what you mean!! If my man can have a poster of Mila Jovovich in the garage, I can have my eye candy too! I hope Apolo is a good sport about all of this, and not creeped out by it. There's hundreds of attractive men that are celebrities, but hardly any of them are worthwhile, they just don't have what it takes personality-wise to be truly attractive.

There, I said it. Hopefully that ends the creep-factor if he ever sees this. I noticed him for his looks, I stuck around to watch after I heard him speak. Uh-oh here comes those little voices again.

I think I need to stop and go cook dinner now. See you later!

[billiey36]

Okay, I've said elsewhere on the board that I'm not much of a joiner, but can I join Amy and Torino's secret club? We can be the INDY's.

INDY means "I'm Not Dead Yet". In other words, we're old enough to know better--but we don't care!

[amyurban]

OH MY GOD, Torinogal, you are in NEWBERG, Oregon! Christ!

I lived there in the early 2000's, yeah. What a co-incidence, eh? I live in Forest Grove now. Hey girlfriend, we may just have to hook up and get nuts sometime perhaps...could be ALOT of fun. I still have friends there though. I need to go and check out Laurel Ridge Winery now that it moved from outside of here to Carlton, d**n them! I didnt' SAY they could do THAT!

Nice to see another Pac NWer on here! F-ing cool!

[Bella]

Torinogal, welcome. Hope you can take a moment to introduce yourself on the Welcome to the Boards thread. We're a pretty motley crew, but always good for a few laughs!

[torinogal]

INDY's!! That's too cool, I've never heard it before. I'll have to remember it.

Thanks for the welcome Bella, I'll go say hello in a few minutes, I've got some time this morning.

We can definitely work something out to meet up Amy. My boyfriend and I are part of the car show scene (Fords), so we're at alot of the local shows. We won't be going to as many this year because we want to finish the house. Just look for a 1971 Ford Torino muscle car. She's black on black with a shaker hood. Hot little piece of metal. My boyfriend rebuilt her himself. In the meantime, I'll put my e-mail address in the members page.

Gotta go. I have a job interview this morning.

[amyurban]

Good luck with the job interview babe. I've been looking for a part-time job but it's hard when you've got an 8 year old and no one to watch her during the day, so you can only, over the summer, anyhow, work 2 to 3 days and that's the weekend.

Then, if you DO get that job, you have no FAMILY LIFE!

So, right now, it's tough for me. You must not have kids, eh? Either that, or you have a reliable babysitter?

Anyhow, good luck, babe. I answered you back your PM and your "welcome post" as well!