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Post by Ruffian of Old on Jun 28, 2006 19:58:08 GMT -5
  You would not believe the weirdass images that come up when you google George. I was not prepared mentally. |
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Post by MT on Jun 28, 2006 20:10:50 GMT -5
You would not believe the weirdass images that come up when you google George. I was not prepared mentally. You are the heat. The jumpsuited George/Elvis is perfection. Did you post a link Oz-ward? |
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Post by MT on Jun 28, 2006 20:20:26 GMT -5
Never mind. I posted it and gave you your well deserved honors. It really is perfect. Now, if we can just get a photo of Apolo from the event looking stunned/aghast, it will be a collection worth framing.
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Post by Ruffian of Old on Jun 28, 2006 20:30:11 GMT -5
Hmm. I bet a pic from the 2002 olympics when he wiped out would work. He looked pretty shocked there.
That second george is bugging me. I don't think I got the faces lined up...George looks like he's sliding off to the left. Down and to the left. Kinda like Elvis' gut.
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Post by apolosangel8907 on Jun 28, 2006 22:58:56 GMT -5
OMG, those are hilarious!
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Post by MT on Jun 29, 2006 12:10:03 GMT -5
I thought Fuzzy was your ditch?
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Post by MT on Jun 29, 2006 12:13:56 GMT -5
(The following was inspired by Apolo's White House dinner with Koizumi and G.W and comments made that since Koizumi likes Elvis, maybe karaoke would be part of the entertainment.)
George W. made front page news.
Lip-synching in blue suede shoes.
Gyrating his pelvis
In sequins like Elvis.
The Japanese to amuse.
Apolo said, "Oh, what the hell.
That tops me on TRL."
Though I prefer R&B
This is something to see.
George has really come out of his shell.
The Japanese, P.M. Koizumi,
Says, "Yo, pres, sock it right to me.
I'm next on the mic
And I'll sing it like Ike
Laura as Tina. Now please do not boo me."
Said Cheney, this is really quite fun
And our first diplomatic home run.
A bump in the poll
When we sing rock and roll
Is better than a war we've not won
(Or hunting and shooting someone.)
(back to "W")
"Though I'm no longer the voter's fave,
The dudes and "dudesses" dig my rave.
I'm available for hire
Once I retire.
Now I'll pass the mic over to Dave."
"This one's for Apolo." says Rummy.
"Like Shakira I can roll my tummy
And no lies from my hips,
But don't trust my lips
'Cause I'm no political dummy."
Says Condy Rice, Secretary of State:
"Missing parties is something I hate,
But I'm off to Moscow
Not eating State chow
Or meeting that cute guy on skates." (darn)
Says Supreme Court Judge Samuel Alito *
This state dinner really is neato.
It beats coming up with reasons
Justifying tappings, tortures, and treasons
As the goverment legal bandito.
So all hail to the chief, George Bush.
Reborn and no longer a lush.
He can't find WMD's
Or fix NO's levees,
But he sure can wiggle his tush.
* Major apologies to Alito who was confused with Gonzales, Attorney General when this one sprang into my poor brain.
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Post by Ruffian of Old on Jun 29, 2006 15:23:20 GMT -5
(Or hunting and shooting someone.) BURN!  All in all, with the zingy above-mentioned burn and clever usage of names that gave me way too long of pause to remember a) who the person was and b) what they do ("Rummy," I thought you were doing a quick-change to pirates!), I give this poem a 10/10. Excellent. Flou is just one ditch in my Canookian Harem. *mental image of canookians wearing "genie" outfits with crop tops, billowy pants, and little half-veils over their noses and mouths* That was nice, lol. |
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Post by Ruffian of Old on Jun 29, 2006 15:23:47 GMT -5
Thanks, Apolosangel! I try  |
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Post by MT on Jun 29, 2006 15:42:59 GMT -5
(Or hunting and shooting someone.) BURN! All in all, with the zingy above-mentioned burn and clever usage of names that gave me way too long of pause to remember a) who the person was and b) what they do ("Rummy," I thought you were doing a quick-change to pirates!), I give this poem a 10/10. Excellent. Flou is just one ditch in my Canookian Harem. *mental image of canookians wearing "genie" outfits with crop tops, billowy pants, and little half-veils over their noses and mouths* That was nice, lol. You definitely need to design next season's Canadian skin suits. I think the "I dream of Genie" theme will definitely top anything they've ever worn before. Heck, it would top anything Johny Weir has ever worn. |
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Post by Ruffian of Old on Jun 29, 2006 17:41:54 GMT -5
Um, are you trying to imply that Johnny is somehow effeminate?  Because that is preposterous. I think I'm gonna leave the skinsuit design up to the Canooks. I mean, if it ain't broke...BWHAHAHA! I hope their next one is even more hideous. I want patterns that make the wearer look ridiculously small in the pants and pregnant, I want obnoxious colors, I want SEQUINS! |
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