Jokes And Other Forms Of Silliness

[amyurban]

I put this here just BECAUSE...I mean who DOESN'T like to laugh or be entertained in a good way? Hmmm.....

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Assaulted Peanut:



Card Shark:



Dandylions:



Dr. Pepper:



eggplant:



Gator-aide:



ipod:



king of pop:



knightmare:



Light beer:



Pool table:



tap dancers:

[rach2crazy]

o thanks amy! that was really funny! the pool table looks really cool!

[amyurban]

Yeah it does, doesn't it though? The Ipod kind of FREAKS ME OUT though, how 'bout you?

[rach2crazy]

LOL yeah very, ahhhh its staring at me! Its eye is kinda red, needs eyedrops!lol

[nermiina a.k.a nerka]

lol those friggin own ahah LOL

[amyurban]

OOPS! Forgot one...see what you ALL have to look forward to when you get OLDER like me? Senility! LOL!

hole milk:

[nermiina a.k.a nerka]

ah LOL THAT ONE IS FUNNY ;d

[sintha]

OMG!!! Thanxx Amy...Mucho for that! I thought the Dandylions one was soo very cute!! is that wrong?? Father/son! OOk...yeah the iPOD was a lil' scarey! I like the assaulted peanuts one!! heheeee

[amyurban]

Miracle of Toilet Paper


Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of

the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's

not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then

every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts

for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece

of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my

breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period

of years," my husband replied.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing

a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts

larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he said, "Worked

for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive and with a great deal of

therapy, may even walk again.

[apolosgal]

OMG LOL that's pretty funny!!

[amyurban]

SHERLOCK HOLMES

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are camping in the desert; they set up
their tent and fall asleep. Some hours later, Sherlock Holmes wakes
his friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asks Sherlock Holmes.

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it
tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the
Lord is all powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What does it tell you,?"

Sherlock Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks, "Watson, you
idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

[AAOGirl]

;D ;D ;)This is for real I saw this on the news and it really did happen. So this lady went in to Wal- mart she had to go to the restroom and so she went. Will as she was trying to get up from the toilet bet she couldn't. Because someone put super glue on the sit before her and so she had to scream for help and the Wal-mart people had to call the ambulance to unscrew the toilet set that is still is on her butt and took her to the hospital and remove it there. How freakin funny is that when I saw that on the news I couldn't help but laugh.!!!!!!!! ;D ;D

[rach2crazy]

OMG!! LOL aww poor lady
have 2 amit that was funny!

[amyurban]

I heard that a day or two later, a guy had the SAME thing happen at a Wal-Mart, just a few cities away in the same state or something. Funny but NOT, know what I mean? Some messed up person doing that to people, know what I mean?

[Krysten]

LOL.
Thanks for posting those really interesting/cool/funny pics!