My Dream Night Before Christmas

[billiey36]

Twas the night before Christmas and out on the ice
Apolo looked naughty. On him it looked nice.
The stockings were hung on the skaters with care,
And the skaters were hung...oops, I shouldn't go there!

The audience, nestled in warm winter coats,
Was waiting to see if a speed skater floats.
AAO in his skinsuit, and I in my thong,
Were both looking for action, though his kind was wrong.

When out on the ice disagreements ensued.
I pulled out my camera in case they got nude.
Away to the sidelines I ran like a bunny
To take pics of mad skaters b*tch fighting--too funny!

The ref of the race took one look at the mess
And tongue-lashed the skaters with lots of finesse.
Then, who did my wondering eyes gladly see
But Apolo, requesting tongue lashing from me!

His eyes--how they twinkled! His hair--it was shiny!
His thighs were like tree trunks, and look at that hiney!
His pearly white teeth were as bright as the sun,
Though the hair on his chin didn't please everyone.

He was gorgeous and lean, not too short, and so tan,
And I drooled when I saw him. Mygawd, what a man!
A hand through his hair, and a firm, muscled rear
Sent my fantasies places I can't mention here.

He sprang to my side, to his team said goodbyes
And away we both fled far from all prying eyes.
I couldn't help but exclaim when we got out of sight,
"Happy Christmas, Apolo, now turn down the light!"

[tabatha]

Amazing Billiey! ;D

[tabatha]

Twas Christmas Eve, and I had Apolo at home waiting for me.
But I was stuck at work, my boss, what an a**hole, what a jerk.
My mind did wander, it did flee, to images of a christmas tree.
Oh how naughty they became, him under it, with only a bow.

I did type, and I did file, but I wouldn't leave for a while.
I seen those hands, so gentle, so rough, holding presents.
That smile, gleaming and shining, as he grinned up at me.
Those brows, what did they show, that you couldn't know.

I did curse, I did fight, man oh man, I was gonna miss Santa tonight.
My heart was heavy, my head did ache, I had to make it quick.
The phone did ring, the fax did buzz, but I did not give a fling.
My email dinged, the clock did strike, my nerves did shreak.

Those lips did pout, that hair did shine, I was home before his bed time.
There was a green giant bow, there was my gift, but boy was it big.
It did growl, and it did purr, but it was no dog or cat.
Apolo stood there in all his glory, it was a site, and he says to me, 'Are you going to stand there all night, or are you going to untie me?'


Not as good as billiey's, but it just came to me...hehe

[billiey36 guest]

It's excellent, Tabbi. I love it.

Something (or someone) obviously inspired you.

[EnElYaK]

LOL Billey...that's great!

[taryn]

billey!! ha ha ha!! you crack me up, every time!

man, i can't beleive how fricken creative you are! it would take me hours just to write a simple haiku, and those things don't even rhyme!

either you have way too much time on your hands, pent up...uh, energy...or you're just a lyrical genious!

[mellie]

;D for both Billiey and Tabbi for giving us something with a Christmas theme and Apolo as the main character.

Billiey u are a fantastic writer. I loved it because 'Twas the Night Before Christmas is my favorite Christmas story, but also because it made me giggle.

Tabbi, it was great. It reminded me of working retail during Christmas Eve, and I don't know why it did. Maybe it was because you seemed frustrated to get home for Christmas, but had to work late.

[Bella not really here]

Well done Billiey and Tabbi!!!! Merry Christmas!

[imapolosqt]

too funny!!

[apolosfavoritfreak]

wow nice!!!