Apolo doggerel

[Bella]

See you around, Duch. Have a fantastic trip to jolly old England and enjoy Scotland as well (do men still where kilts there? Imagine Apolo in a kilt ). And don't be a stranger when you get back.

[MT]

I know I've been gone for awhile.
DWTS just wasn't my style.
I prefer him on skates
Don't much care who he dates
But I'll be a sport and join in for a trial.

I can see he and J. are real cuties.
They can dry grind and shake their petooties.
Yet it all seems like play
(I'm not saying he's gay!)
Just more focused on his goals and his duties.

I know jack about breakups with Zack
Apolo the cause? That's just whack.
Even in tiger dress
J's 18 and LDS
She and Apolo together just don't track.

Now Laila and Apolo, there's a pair.
She has the arms. He has the hair.
Sure the difference in height
Would make quite a sight
And in bed, please don't hurt him, take care.

Oh, she's married and it just wouldn't work?
Like "Boston Legal" pairing midget with Kirk?
Will there ever be a mate
For Apolo to date
That won't make the fans cringe or smirk?

Wait a minute, I have a scheme.
He could date a sweet girl from his team.
He's done that with Baver?
Then broke up to "save her."
I ask you, just what does that mean?

What about dating a guy?
He and he could hook up on the sly.
No fans would suspect,
Any evidence, reject
And it's "sick" to be gay or be bi.

What, that last doesn't resonate well?
You don't like "don't ask and don't tell?"
Then it's plain to me
All that's left is MT
He's all mine (in my dreams on my Dell).

[Lindsey]

MT! The doggerel is back! Whoo hoo! Amazing... I have no words... You make me laugh.

[Ruff]

MT - Noelle is no longer letting me post over at OZ. I sent in a reply to you and laura and she wouldn't post it! Can you believe it?! I is sad.

(But I effing LOVE this new smiley: )

(Oh! And this one: It looks like a lovey thumbprint.)

[laura6]

Ruff said:

MT - Noelle is no longer letting me post over at OZ. I sent in a reply to you and laura and she wouldn't post it! Can you believe it?! I is sad.

(But I effing LOVE this new smiley: )

(Oh! And this one: It looks like a lovey thumbprint.)

are you sure?? she has that spam filter now..it takes awhile for then to show up..where have you been?? you be missing apolo dancin'!!!!

[Ruff]

Hey Laura! Yeah, I'm sure. I sent two and she's approved comments since I've tried to post so I know she's updated. She's just not doing mine. It's weird because I didn't even say anything "bad" (effing prudes) that would warrant not being posted. But Noelle is a pregnant dog so I mean who knows.

I haven't been anywhere! Actually, I haven't been here because it's gotten somewhat *different* since apolo went on that (ahahaha) dancing show. Oh, and I was banned.

[laura6]

Ruff said:

Hey Laura! Yeah, I'm sure. I sent two and she's approved comments since I've tried to post so I know she's updated. She's just not doing mine. It's weird because I didn't even say anything "bad" (effing prudes) that would warrant not being posted. But Noelle is a pregnant dog so I mean who knows.

I haven't been anywhere! Actually, I haven't been here because it's gotten somewhat *different* since apolo went on that (ahahaha) dancing show. Oh, and I was banned.

waa waa...I have been in the time out chair so many times..noelle once forgot she banned me!! yes it changed a bit..but we get some real skate stuff going on..it will be fine..mmmmm apolo in a skin suit...mommy like that most of all!!

[ruffian]

Well I don't like it! I have to be able to express myself freely! I become intensely upset when I'm stifled. Plus, I used the term "full disclosure" and I had to look it up to make sure it was the term I wanted. And, dammit, that was work! All for nothing!

[MT]

Noelle is messing with art, ART, I say. How very pedestrian.


Ah well, the OZ format never lent itself to convos anyway and now with the Spam delay in posting, it's pure arterial sclerosis. (I have no idea how to spell it and I'm too lazy to look it up, you spelling Nazi.)

Did you see I'm having trouble posting pics from J.G.'s site??? Bedard the beautiful gargoyle posted just fine and then a gremlin stole him back and left a "tripod" logo which I thought was more appropriate for Apolo or Rusty than any Canadian (alas).

So sorry to give up any interesting convos too early last night and miss you, Ruff.

[MT]

As for favorite smilies, this is still my favorite, although why it is supposed to be "wink" I can't imagine. It seems more like -
MT (blue blob): "Oh Ruf, how I've missed you!
Ruf (purple blob): "Um, yeah. Now I jump on your back and you are my pony, yeehaw!"

[MT]

OK, who de-karma'd me twice and didn't have the testicals to even mention why? That is utterly pitiful. Now I don't have the points to get that cool squirting ring at the Chucky Cheese prize counter and that REALLY steams me.

(MT, haha...please don't bypass the language filter...! )

[ally]

i dont know whos taking away the karma.. once i got 3 taken away from me for some reason and wouldnt tell me y.. i dont know the reason for it... nothing was done wrong

[MT]

All I've done is to compose a ditty
And me thinks it was actually quite witty
But someone took offense
When I shared my two pence
And smote me (which is really quite sh-tty).

So here's what I say to the knave:
To smite from hiding is not brave!
You should grow a spine
And post "that smite was mine!"
And thus your integrity save.

It's possible an error was made?
Or some past debt just now has been paid?
Are you settling some old score?
Oh, that's a tedious bore
Or do you just need to get laid?

I see that could make one quite b-tchy
Your finger on "smite" might get twitchy.
Is it just me you hit,
You anonymous twit?
A pox on you, go and get itchy.

Now see what you've done, you mad smiter.
You have turned me into a b-tch fighter
You've just gotten my goat
I'll find you and I'll smote!
Just be glad I'm no clawer or biter.

<snicker> THAT was fun.

[Ruff]

lol @ the de-karma. You've been back for two minutes and they're already robbing you blind! It's like New York circa 1978. And I really wish "spelling" had two S's in it so I could be like, "I'm Ruff, I put the SS in spelling!" Because "I'm a Nazi!" jokes really don't ever stop being funny, I feel. (Who knows, but I wanted to use it.)

I was horrified to see I'd been banned at OZ. Horrified! Why? For what?! You know, Noelle doesn't strike me as the type to appreciate all those saccharin comments about Apolo all the time and might actually enjoy a few posters who don't gush about him and talk to one another (which I've noticed no one there does; they post and don't care about talking to anyone else, which I feel defeats the purpose of a messageboard). But, I see was wrong, wrong, wrong there. I think she's still pissed at me about the time I called her chinless. She can hold a grudge.

Anywhoooo. In the post that unfortunately got lost to the aether at OZ, I was seeking your thoughts on the Case of Jimmy Jang and the Marquette Boys (Men). I was saying how much I wanted a followup. I wish ST were bigger because if this were basketball he'd have already hit up Baba Wawa (Most Evil Human in Existence) with the facts and we could get all the dirt regarding the accusers and perhaps some interviews done in silhouette to protect the innocent. Basically I'm pissed that fizzled because I love a good brouhaha and ST has embarrassingly few brous. I said my goals this season were naked Canooks (one of them has to be game. Isn't that one of those things foreigners are always going on and on about? "Oh, Americans are such prudes! It's just a body!" *strips and JOGS away.* Let's see a little more of that mentality, Canada. Just get Jamaicanadian high(er)! He'll be down.) and more info on the Jang Thang. And then I did a terribly interesting turn of phrase (pun?) with "full disclosure." (AHAHA, get it? GET IT?! AHAHAHA!...No? No good? Okay.)

Basically, it was all genius and she had not right to trash it! No right.

You could try just direct linking those photos and not uploading them anywhere else. Though, people always get so bent out of shape about it. Which adds to the pleasure I take in it, obviously.

Here's my Emoticon Story:

Us: and (any order)
Us + Canooks: and
Canooks:
Canooks + Us: (<-- Turcotte).

Oh, and I think Hamelin's bro is going to make the team this year. Yes, that's right, you guessed it. It's HAM SANDWICH tiiime!

And completely off topic, but I'd also like you thoughts on something that I'm very sensitive about and have been wrestling with for a while: I think I'm in love with Davy Jones (are you familiar with Pirates of the Caribbean?). Is this deep perversion or just a testament to my ability to get past appearances? And what does this mean in relation to the Canadians, if anything?

(tsk tsk...no overriding the language filter...Ruffian!)

[sara]

mt said:

All I've done is to compose a ditty
And me thinks it was actually quite witty
But someone took offense
When I shared my two pence
And smote me (which is really quite sh-tty).

So here's what I say to the knave:
To smite from hiding is not brave!
You should grow a spine
And post "that smite was mine!"
And thus your integrity save.

It's possible an error was made?
Or some past debt just now has been paid?
Are you settling some old score?
Oh, that's a tedious bore
Or do you just need to get laid?

I see that could make one quite b-tchy
Your finger on "smite" might get twitchy.
Is it just me you hit,
You anonymous twit?
A pox on you, go and get itchy.

Now see what you've done, you mad smiter.
You have turned me into a b-tch fighter
You've just gotten my goat
I'll find you and I'll smote!
Just be glad I'm no clawer or biter.

<snicker> THAT was fun.

Wasn't me that smote you, but I've given you one of them back. I love your doggerels. ;D