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Post by Bella on Aug 24, 2006 22:00:14 GMT -5
hahaha! Perhaps people are afraid to respond because they are afraid they won't be as triumphantly witty as you are!
OK, if one of those Canooks stole Apolo's purrrrfect package, he needs to come clean and give it back or there's going to be an international incident. What's born in America stays in America, baby!
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Post by Ruffian of Old on Aug 24, 2006 22:35:29 GMT -5
P.S. I do apologize to any beaver boys who might come across this gross irreverence. I'm only so cruel because y'all are so hot, if I didn't try to take you down a peg or two occasionally, my life would be full of sorrow and regret for never having had the pleasure of your company. So many lovely Canadians and only one of me (and Ruffian, of course.) That's a big ol' plate of food for thought.  If they did every skip (Canadians skip everywhere. Ask anyone.) by they ought to pipe up and defend their dangly bits because I'm makin' assumptions. And they aren't flattering. Check that, Bedard and MT and possibly Hamelin (that's Kickass Eyebrow Guy, MT. Those pointy mofos make my day every time I see them.  ) would be flattered. *awkward pause* That must be way he never smiles and the other one won't cut his hair! He's subconsciously lengthening. |
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Post by billiey36 guest on Aug 25, 2006 0:13:34 GMT -5
"I've just realized the Canadian's have hijacked the "Perfect Apolo Package""
That might have something to do with the lack of response. I'm guessing there are more Apolo fans here than Canadian fans.
I'll bet that's a big surprise!
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Post by MT on Aug 25, 2006 8:29:00 GMT -5
"I've just realized the Canadian's have hijacked the "Perfect Apolo Package"" That might have something to do with the lack of response. I'm guessing there are more Apolo fans here than Canadian fans. I'll bet that's a big surprise! Nahhhhh. No one was on last night to respond to anything. Given that the Canook thread is routinely one of the top threads, I wouldn't say it is a convo killer. Besides, Apolo is awesome, but it is hard to keep the flame alive when he is probably retiring. Getting lei'd in Hawaii is OK, but not the spectator sport that is short track skating. There will always be hotty Canooks to oogle and play find the pecker in the goofy skinsuits not to mention, oh yeah, watch skate. |
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Post by billiey36 guest on Aug 25, 2006 10:11:43 GMT -5
It's speed skating that turns you on, MT, but it's Apolo who turns on most of the board members, whether he's skating or not.
Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaassssseeeeeee, could you not change the subject of every single thread? I'm willing to bet that's why some people haven't been posting much the last few days.
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Post by MT on Aug 25, 2006 14:57:17 GMT -5
Billiey, I don't think people haven't been posting because I'm musing about whether or not the Canadians have d1cks. Maybe they are mulling it over themselves? Or better yet, collecting massive amounts of pics of the boys in d1ck augmenting clothing (*crosses fingers*). I would have thought we could count on you for that or at least, one augmented picture of massive amounts of ya know. |
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Post by Ruffian of Old on Aug 25, 2006 15:06:51 GMT -5
You're right. It's my responsibility.
I am the Ball Girl, afterall. *juggles*
It's the needle in the haystack, tho. Like, forrealz.
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Post by MT on Aug 25, 2006 15:11:04 GMT -5
It's speed skating that turns you on, MT, but it's Apolo who turns on most of the board members, whether he's skating or not. Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaassssseeeeeee, could you not change the subject of every single thread? I'm willing to bet that's why some people haven't been posting much the last few days. Good conversations, like money and water go where they will. I could hardly hijack a conversation by myself if others weren't willing to go in that direction, too. It's not like I can step on others postings and drown them out even if I do find this topic a bit personal, outrageous, and mortifying for all the objects of scrutiny. I do get the attraction. I just think it goes down easier with a dose or irreverent jocularity and the Canooks are ever-ready to provide that. Anyone who wants to continue talking about Apolo's thingy, have at it. Here, I'll even hand it right back to you to play with..... As fascinating as the thingy in question is to view, coyly revealed by the wonders of spandex, is there anyone else out there whose various sphincters slam shut and scream, "YIKES! Way over engineered for the job. You aint getting that panty python anywhere near MY va-j-j!" The nice gentlemanly endowed Canooks aren't likely to need a shoe horn and courtesy ice packs at least. |
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Post by Ruffian of Old on Aug 25, 2006 15:18:51 GMT -5
Let me just take a minute and fully savor the idea of mortifying a Canook...Annnnd, I'm done.
A shoe horn and a crane. I saw a pic earlier in this thread of Apolo and it looked like he was carrying a purse. And not one of those sissy French man purses, either. A freaking satchel.
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Post by MT on Aug 25, 2006 16:21:25 GMT -5
X*X*X*X CANADIAN MENTION AHEAD, TURN AROUND! GO NO FURTHER! X*X*X*XWoah. I went perusing Google for Canook pics (no reason...) and came across this:  As you can see by my home-made diagrams, the Italians are perverts! X*X*X*X THE CANADIAN THREAD HIJACK THREAT HAS PASSED. IF YOU ARE INJURED, SEE YOUR NEAREST MOD X*X*X*X Perhaps, if we are all done playing with AAO's package, and discussing the Canadian lackage, we should move on to the Italian Stallions? Then again if that would be offensive to the Apolo-only fans, we could always let this thread go limp and unresponsive as we run out of things to say about the original Peter. I mean, how often can we say, "Yup, yup, it's frickin huge and isn't that interesting, swoon, gasp, sigh." |
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Post by MT on Aug 25, 2006 16:27:37 GMT -5
X*X*X*X CANADIAN MENTION AHEAD, TURN AROUND! GO NO FURTHER! X*X*X*XWoah. I went perusing Google for Canook pics (no reason...) and came across this: As you can see by my home-made diagrams, the Italians are perverts! X*X*X*X THE CANADIAN THREAD HIJACK THREAT HAS PASSED. IF YOU ARE INJURED, SEE YOUR NEAREST MOD X*X*X*X One should note Apolo casually in the lead proud and secure in his accomplishments and dominance of this particular contest. The Koreans trail well behind, the Italians are busy milling about giving each other a helping hand and gazing with fright and confusion at the Canadian withdrawal. in fact, I think the judge is about to declare a disqualification for lack of proper equipment. |
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Post by 4ofCups on Aug 25, 2006 17:07:51 GMT -5
Whoa!!! How'd I wind up in this thread again?  I wasn't looking, I swear |
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Post by fugly eunuch on Aug 25, 2006 17:14:55 GMT -5
It's speed skating that turns you on, MT, but it's Apolo who turns on most of the board members, whether he's skating or not. Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaassssseeeeeee, could you not change the subject of every single thread? I'm willing to bet that's why some people haven't been posting much the last few days. I'm gonna take a wild guess here and guess people haven't been posting because discussing a man's genitals is just a teensy bit awkward.  Changing the subject might help things out for those more constrained. As for loving Apolo and a dearth of posting, that might be because Apolo isn't doing anything to post about. Apolo brings people here, but it is the interesting conversations that keep them coming back so, until Apolo gives us something to talk about, I'd rather read about anything at all amusing that pops up rather than let the entire board languish into a coma. |
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Post by MT on Aug 26, 2006 13:00:14 GMT -5
There goes that song again that makes me think of Apolo. I wonder why?
(selected excerpts)
Chain Hang Low by Jibbs
[Kids]
Beasta!
Do yo chain hang low
Do it wobble to the flo
Do it shine in the light
Is it platinum, Is it gold
Could you throw it over ya shoulda
If ya hot, to make ya cold
Do your chain hang low
[Jibbs]
[Hook]
Is that your chain!?
Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang
How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range
Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do his thang
You know the name!
<yeah, APOLO ANTON OHNO>
So wehn I like hit the ice
It starts glistenin off the tims (off the tims)
My chain hang
All it do is blang blang
Charms so heavy they couldn't lift it till the crane came
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[Verse 2]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Im so icy (do yo chain)
My charms so heavy that my neck dont like me (do yo chain)
Go n no no no is not a game kid (do yo chain)
Cause I throw my chain in the crowd (do do do do do do yo chain)
<wait, I thought it was the Canadians who thru their giblets into the crowd???>
Like game B
My music give you black eye
Cuz of the beating
They think I am a mutant
The way a boy is beasting (chain, chain, chain, chain)
I stay when n sometime u call it cheating
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Post by laura6 on Aug 26, 2006 13:02:56 GMT -5
good job.....MT I love that gold chain.. actually I would like to bite that gold chain while he is on top of me!!! OOPS!!! did I say that  ?? sorry kids and teens.. |
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