Perfect Apolo Package.

[Ruffian of Old]

Well, if you're not able to rub off a pencil mark, you're just not trying.

I'd like to hit the perfect "Ow!" *Squeal!* "Oooh...Eeep!" triple combo. I've got high hopes, hiiiiigh hopes.

[MT]

ruffian86 said:

Well, if you're not able to rub off a pencil mark, you're just not trying.

I'd like to hit the perfect "Ow!" *Squeal!* "Oooh...Eeep!" triple combo. I've got high hopes, hiiiiigh hopes.

I can't say I've ever tried or had the need to as I've never known (biblically) a pencil richard. I should think, if the Canadians have difficulty with the after race sorting, they could get those little wine stem jewelry charms that you use at parties to keep track of your glass. Wouldn't that be better then pencil? What about ribbons? I see people do that to luggage handles at the airport all the time. Perhaps they should just, uh, hand them off to a cooperating fan, friend for temporary safe keeping? ("Here, can you find a safe place for this for a minute or two?)

Of course, they could just leave 'em where there momma put 'em like our brave young lads. That'd be OK and might help those suits look a little more interesting or at least provide a needed distraction.

[Ruffian of Old]

They could also get piercings! Well, Turcotte could get more piercings. (Sicko.) But I'm intrigued by your guardian idea. Instead of a bat boy, they'd have a ball girl. They could have a brief case or a coat with many compartments like those people who sell fake watches.

*opens jacket*

"Can I show something in a large?"

[MT]

ruffian86 said:

They could also get piercings! Well, Turcotte could get more piercings. (Sicko.) But I'm intrigued by your guardian idea. Instead of a bat boy, they'd have a ball girl. They could have a brief case or a coat with many compartments like those people who sell fake watches.

*opens jacket*

"Can I show something in a large?"

Juggling. Visions of juggling.

[Bella]

*Bella falling over laughing*

[Bella]

Im said:

I'm

tabbilynn said:

mmm, me likey that, he looks like he snarls/snorts/growls while he's mad. sorta like a bull, gawd elle, me thinking about the moans, you're killin me!

ROTHLMAO.

Now, everyone is entitled to their own kink (assuming consensual adults), but I'm imaninging being in bed with a guy who starts snorting, snarling and growling and all I can think is .... rabies shots.

My next mental picture was imagining Apolo's expression if he read that.
Apolo - "Note to self. Run from Tabbi, run to Ruffian who only makes her guys say 'ow.' Better yet, go find Bella whose fantasies no doubt invole bubble baths and rose petals not expectorating and slavering. Definitely avoid MT who would now almost certainly burst into laughter at just the wrong romantic moment imagining me doing a werewolf thing."


Apolo - "did you see that girl staring at my package and then she begged me to snort and snarl!?!?!?

Fo' Sure!

[Ruffian of Old]

We joke, but this is a serious issue Bella. Exhibit A)



Where? Where, I ask you?

That just ain't right. I hate realizing I've forgotten my glasses. Forgetting your bits must just be traumatizing.

[Bella]

Just knowing it's there and waiting for the right moment to emerge out of anonymity is enough for me...

[MT]

ruffian86 said:

We joke, but this is a serious issue Bella. Exhibit A)



Where? Where, I ask you?

That just ain't right. I hate realizing I've forgotten my glasses. Forgetting your bits must just be traumatizing.

That's the picture!!!! They're waiting for the ball girl to toss them back!

[Bella]

*Bella gooses the ball girl and she starts tossin' 'em back. First a curve ball, then a slider, and yup, a spit ball, too*

[Ruffian of Old]

mt said:

ruffian86 said:

We joke, but this is a serious issue Bella. Exhibit A)



Where? Where, I ask you?

That just ain't right. I hate realizing I've forgotten my glasses. Forgetting your bits must just be traumatizing.

That's the picture!!!! They're waiting for the ball girl to toss them back!

There are good mental images, and there are great mental images. That was freaking grrrrreat.

I was going to take this a little further by explaining how their hand signals correspond to their, what-have-you's, but it's just too early (Why am I even awake this early?! Oh yeah, I had to go watch bugman. Eeep.).

Huh, sugary breakfast cereals go straight to my hips, too! (Cheerios and I are on the same page, mentally, in this pic. Stuck on a canadian's thigh.)

Edit* Wouldn't it be nice if I could learn how to spell?

[MT]

ruffian86 said:

mt said:

That's the picture!!!! They're waiting for the ball girl to toss them back!

There are good mental images, and there are great mental images. That was freaking grrrrreat.

I was going to take this a little further by explaining how their hand signals correspond to their, what-have-you's, but it's just too early (Why am I even awake this early?! Oh yeah, I had to go watch bugman. Eeep.).

Huh, sugary breakfast cereals go straight to my hips, too! (Cheerios and I are on the same page, mentally, in this pic. Stuck on a canadian's thigh.)

Edit* Wouldn't it be nice if I could learn how to spell?

Fuzzy, always quick with his hands, darts out and snags MT's (the canook) paltry pecker package with a look of rarely expressed glee and triumph. (Whick makes you wonder if "paltry" is an improvement).

Eyebrow guy, whose name I shamefully have forgotten (it is lost in the dregs of my Irish coffee, no doubt, ummm, Hamelin, maybe) signals his is the 10 inch package, or, wait, these are Canadians. That'd be 10 cm. d**n.

Bedard, indicates, no thank you. I'm fine. MT (me) can hold on to it for me a little longer. I'm sure she'll take goood care of it. (The parts without that face. Oh baby.)

P.S. I do apologize to any beaver boys who might come across this gross irreverence. I'm only so cruel because y'all are so hot, if I didn't try to take you down a peg or two occassionally, my life would be full of sorrow and regret for never having had the pleasure of your company. So many lovely Canadians and only one of me (and Ruffian, of course.)

[MT]

bellamusici said:

*Bella gooses the ball girl and she starts tossin' 'em back. First a curve ball, then a slider, and yup, a spit ball, too*

Bella, LMAO. I missed that the first time around. That was excellent. I want the one that comes flying across home plate! Wow, that turned out even worse than I expected. Or do I mean better?

[MT]

I've just realized the Canadian's have hijacked the "Perfect Apolo Package" and one can see why.... there appears to be enough to fill out all those (ghastly) maple-leafed and Cheery-ho skinsuits.

Why do I feel like I'm having a convo with myself tonight? Oh, yeah. Because I am................ Not the first time.

[peggy]

No MT, you are not alone, I am just laughing ;D ;D
too HARD to think straight!!