Apolo's toes & lovely clavicle

[MT MigraineTerminal]

MT

Bella said:

mt said:

I can't find where it was, but not long ago, guest mentioned something about some people have a thing for AAO's clavicle. I think you (guest) should start a thread. We can then move all the related threads to a seperate sub-grouping "Apolo Body Parts"

The clavicle thread would quickly fill up once Jay started finding appropriate photos, Ruffian started comparing his to the Canadians, I start going off topic confusing "clavicle" with "cervical" and then bore everyone with what and where it actually is and where the word originated from. Laura specualtes on the relative worthiness of Allison for Apolo's clavical. Bella writes an ode to said clavicle. Billey defends the clavicle would do better on the silverscreen. Torinogal bites the clavicle. Crimson extolls us all with how "it's not really that complicated." etc.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG you have us all pegged, including yourself!

I only regret I could not inclde all umpty-ump of the regular posters. But, may I add Amyurban would write a brief encounter of the sexual kind piece of fiction inspired by the clavicle?

[Bella]

You may add that, and also that bailaconmigo would come up with the most hilarious caption for the title photo, which rach and krysten would go on about how adorable the photo was, and how that reminded them of a class at school and what they ate for breakfast the day before, and then a comparison of Apolo's and Jake's and that Superman dude's clavicles ending with LOL on how funny the word clavicle is. Then Jacy would reply with an essay on the symbolism of the clavicle and it's place in a patriarical society to which CG would respond in a language resembling English how well put everyone's posts were. Warhorse would then chime in about how she once broke her clavicle in 12 places after being thrown from a horse and even though the bone was stickin' out of the skin, she wrapped it in gauze and finished the competition in first place. Apolosgal would then enter with the question, "Is it wrong that I've never touched or even thought about touching a man's clavicle?". We'd all gush our support and that would start the discussion all over again.

[sara]

bellamusici said:

You may add that, and also that bailaconmigo would come up with the most hilarious caption for the title photo, which rach and krysten would go on about how adorable the photo was, and how that reminded them of a class at school and what they ate for breakfast the day before, and then a comparison of Apolo's and Jake's and that Superman dude's clavicles ending with LOL on how funny the word clavicle is. Then Jacy would reply with an essay on the symbolism of the clavicle and it's place in a patriarical society to which CG would respond in a language resembling English how well put everyone's posts were. Warhorse would then chime in about how she once broke her clavicle in 12 places after being thrown from a horse and even though the bone was stickin' out of the skin, she wrapped it in gauze and finished the competition in first place. Apolosgal would then enter with the question, "Is it wrong that I've never touched or even thought about touching a man's clavicle?". We'd all gush our support and that would start the discussion all over again.

Hey!! I keep being left out of these rundowns of who would do what.

[Bella]

Oh yeah, and Sara would remind us that she keeps a low profile and all, then post about the time she once saved a man's life while traveling through Tunesia by removing his clavicle with nothing but a pair of tweezers, some dental floss and the essense of a rare hybrid herb found only in her garden and a lab in New Mexico...

I love you, Sara!

Then Shelbyshoe would tell us her fiance forbids her to think about another man's clavicle, but she just can't help herself. Mellie and Teri would sympathize and then tell her that her fiance should not be threatened by her clavicle fascination and that it is natural and even healthy for a woman, even an engaged woman, to admire a well formed clavicle. "Yep, Yep. Your right about that one!" Sintha would write.

Under would come up with a rare article on the state of Apolo's clavicle and Susie would come back to say how much she appreciated the article.

On a roll, who'd I miss?

[MT MigraineTerminal]

bellamusici said:

You may add that, and also that bailaconmigo would come up with the most hilarious caption for the title photo, which rach and krysten would go on about how adorable the photo was, and how that reminded them of a class at school and what they ate for breakfast the day before, and then a comparison of Apolo's and Jake's and that Superman dude's clavicles ending with LOL on how funny the word clavicle is. Then Jacy would reply with an essay on the symbolism of the clavicle and it's place in a patriarical society to which CG would respond in a language resembling English how well put everyone's posts were. Warhorse would then chime in about how she once broke her clavicle in 12 places after being thrown from a horse and even though the bone was stickin' out of the skin, she wrapped it in gauze and finished the competition in first place. Apolosgal would then enter with the question, "Is it wrong that I've never touched or even thought about touching a man's clavicle?". We'd all gush our support and that would start the discussion all over again.

Karma to you for CG, Warhorse, and esp Apolosgal. Of course, you have the inside edge and know most of them better than I. I would have to expand to Ozers to keep up:

Noelle: I am pulling this thread because Apolo considers his clavicle private and didn't realize it would be made public despite the Cosmo shot
MT: Is it the actual clavicle that is private or is it the resulting specualtion of Allison carressing said clavicle?
Ruthie: It seems perfectly clear to me, don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out
Rich: Girls, do you think I'm wierd because, even though I'm heterosexual, I love Apolo's ass, I mean clavicle?
Billie36: You wouldn't believe the awful things they're saying about Allison and Apolo's clavicle on other sites
Laura6: That would be me and Allison is just basking in the reflected glory of Apolo's clavicle.
Noelle: <vanquishes Laura>
Gunther: I don't care if Apolo has a clavicle, I have a pecker and you girls should stick to your knitting and twinkies.
MT: Uh, can we please talk about sex?
Monique: I kinow who you are MT.
MT: ACk!

SusanG:

[Bella]

**Bella on the floor**

Oh man, so funny! Who needs alcohol to make themselves silly, just read this thread!!!

Hope the laughs make your headache go away.

[apolosangel8907]

MT, you have a migrane too?

[Ruffian of Old]

April: His REAL fans support his clavicle no matter what! Even if it were to host it's own cooking show, Cooking with Clavicles! His REAL fans would support that craziness!

[MT]

apolosangel8907 said:

MT, you have a migrane too?

I'm dying here. It isn't fair. If I'm going to feel like I have a killer hangover, I want to at least have earned it.

I'm s'posed to by writing a program and finishing up a 100 question HW assignment on test validity vs reliability. I just can't face it.

[MT]

Stella: <creates cheerful cartoon signs praising the clavicle and MT posts them on OZ>
Theresa: I don't care how great you gals think his clavicle is. He has to find the sign to Vancouver within himself.
MT: <trying to picture stellas smilies and billboards squooshed into AAO> Ow

[apolosangel8907]

MT, found this on a migraine relief website. www.headaches.realage.com/content.aspx/topic/18
Aspirin or acetylsalicylic acid, ibuprofen (Advil®), and naproxen (Aleve®) are all clinically proven to reduce the pain of mild migraine attacks.
No clear evidence supports using acetaminophen (Tylenol®) alone to reduce mild migraine pain.
Acetaminophen may provide relief for mild migraine pain when used in conjunction with other analgesics (combination drugs, such as Excedrin® Migraine, which contains aspirin, acetaminophen, and caffeine).

[MT]

apolosangel8907 said:

MT, found this on a migraine relief website. www.headaches.realage.com/content.aspx/topic/18
Aspirin or acetylsalicylic acid, ibuprofen (Advil®), and naproxen (Aleve®) are all clinically proven to reduce the pain of mild migraine attacks.
No clear evidence supports using acetaminophen (Tylenol®) alone to reduce mild migraine pain.
Acetaminophen may provide relief for mild migraine pain when used in conjunction with other analgesics (combination drugs, such as Excedrin® Migraine, which contains aspirin, acetaminophen, and caffeine).

Yeah, Excedrin is the only thing that works for me ever. But it really is for "mild migraine pain." I'm looking for "treats the six inch spike in your left temple" relief. BTW if your migraine is occurring within three days prior to your, uh, lunar annoyance, definitely try midol or motrin and anything that will induce um, a "movement."

well, if there were ever any guys who visit this site, that ought to drive them off.

[apolosangel8907]

try 3 days after my lunar movement

[MT]

bella: My husband has a lovely clavical and I have sampled it on occasion.
nikki: you people are tacky and I woudln't join if you paid me. I'm leaving
MT: I wish my husband's clavicle was here to sample
nikki: tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky, and I'm leaving again.

nikki: still leaving
nikki: Hello! I said I'm leaving.

[Ruffian of Old]

For some reason, this clavicle conversation has me craving chicken from KFC.

Guest: His clavicles aren't here because they're in LA shooting a clavicle commercial. I know this, because I am God.