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Post by sara on May 28, 2006 23:24:49 GMT -5
Jeez, look what I started!  I don't know if it is true, but I was told once by someone who would have had no reason to lie to me that scuba divers pee in their wet suits to stay warm. Yuk!!  |
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Post by rach2crazy on May 29, 2006 15:10:55 GMT -5
Jeez, look what I started! I don't know if it is true, but I was told once by someone who would have had no reason to lie to me that scuba divers pee in their wet suits to stay warm. Yuk!! EWWW!!! |
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Post by MT on May 29, 2006 16:29:18 GMT -5
Jeez, look what I started! I don't know if it is true, but I was told once by someone who would have had no reason to lie to me that scuba divers pee in their wet suits to stay warm. Yuk!! Not quite true. Usually, you keep a thermos of hot water to jump-start your suit and pour it down the back and front just before jumping in. You pee in your suit because your bladder is full and the cold and pressure make it hard not to. Or, if you're me, you pee in your suit because you just saw a big m-f of a shark and I don't give a rats ass if I ain't normally in the food chain it still scares the piss out of me. The dry-suits are the really fun ones. You still feel the pressure to pee, but if you pee in them, you've just wet your self and clean up will be lovely not to mention, you are now at risk of frost bite cause they only keep you warm if you are dry. The guys can solve this with a condom like device that valves to the outside, everyone else wears Depends. My husband bought me a dry suit as a honeymoon present cause I hate cold water (not to mention sharks). When I found out about the plumbing I was pretty turned off and haven't been since. It used to be sooo sexy to watch James Bond scuba up to the beach and step out of dry-suit in full tux. Not so much anymore.  |
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Post by MT on May 29, 2006 16:30:46 GMT -5
The really good thing is, on a "check this out" thread, you can't be off topic, can you? Otherwise we'd have to change this to the "pee thread" or maybe the"sit or squat" thread.
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Post by sara on May 29, 2006 16:38:22 GMT -5
I don't know if it is true, but I was told once by someone who would have had no reason to lie to me that scuba divers pee in their wet suits to stay warm. Yuk!! Not quite true. Usually, you keep a thermos of hot water to jump-start your suit and pour it down the back and front just before jumping in. You pee in your suit because your bladder is full and the cold and pressure make it hard not to. Or, if you're me, you pee in your suit because you just saw a big m-f of a shark and I don't give a rats ass if I ain't normally in the food chain it still scares the piss out of me. The dry-suits are the really fun ones. You still feel the pressure to pee, but if you pee in them, you've just wet your self and clean up will be lovely not to mention, you are now at risk of frost bite cause they only keep you warm if you are dry. The guys can solve this with a condom like device that valves to the outside, everyone else wears Depends. My husband bought me a dry suit as a honeymoon present cause I hate cold water (not to mention sharks). When I found out about the plumbing I was pretty turned off and haven't been since. It used to be sooo sexy to watch James Bond scuba up to the beach and step out of dry-suit in full tux. Not so much anymore. ;)Thanks for setting me straight. Your explanation doesn't sound nearly so icky as what I had been told. And some woman needs to invent something to make it better for women. Men sure don't care about it, thats for sure. They have their solution, so that's all they care about. |
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Post by MT on May 29, 2006 16:56:33 GMT -5
Not quite true. Usually, you keep a thermos of hot water to jump-start your suit and pour it down the back and front just before jumping in. You pee in your suit because your bladder is full and the cold and pressure make it hard not to. Or, if you're me, you pee in your suit because you just saw a big m-f of a shark and I don't give a rats ass if I ain't normally in the food chain it still scares the piss out of me. The dry-suits are the really fun ones. You still feel the pressure to pee, but if you pee in them, you've just wet your self and clean up will be lovely not to mention, you are now at risk of frost bite cause they only keep you warm if you are dry. The guys can solve this with a condom like device that valves to the outside, everyone else wears Depends. My husband bought me a dry suit as a honeymoon present cause I hate cold water (not to mention sharks). When I found out about the plumbing I was pretty turned off and haven't been since. It used to be sooo sexy to watch James Bond scuba up to the beach and step out of dry-suit in full tux. Not so much anymore. ;)Thanks for setting me straight. Your explanation doesn't sound nearly so icky as what I had been told. And some woman needs to invent something to make it better for women. Men sure don't care about it, thats for sure. They have their solution, so that's all they care about. speaking of what some woman needs to invent ..... you KNOW a man invented the mammogram machine when you go get your first one. They tape a beebee to your nipple (which makes you feel like janet jackson getting ready for a wardrobe malfunction) then jam you up against a machine and sandwhich poor lefty between this waffle iron press and squeeze down till your poor mammary is the shape of a crepe. If this had been a way to test for testicular cancer, you know dang well, they woulda found a better way. I much prefer the hand breast exams which I subcontract to my husband. He's been gone for awhile and I'm wondering if Apolo wants to take over for a bit. It's a good cause. |
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Post by torinogal on May 29, 2006 16:57:28 GMT -5
You guys are still havin' at the squat and pee thing? I really should keep my mouth shut sometimes, I've created a monster. ;D
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Post by rach2crazy on May 29, 2006 18:14:35 GMT -5
You guys are still havin' at the squat and pee thing? I really should keep my mouth shut sometimes, I've created a monster. ;D  |
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Post by MT on May 29, 2006 19:36:02 GMT -5
You guys are still havin' at the squat and pee thing? I really should keep my mouth shut sometimes, I've created a monster. ;D I've moved on to the much more uber-class subject of breast mashing actually. |
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Post by Ruffian of Old on May 29, 2006 22:11:55 GMT -5
 I subconciously crossed my arms when I read this. |
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Post by torinogal on May 29, 2006 22:35:35 GMT -5
Where the f*ck did you get that quote Ruff? It doesn't have a name on it. OMG!! I KNOW!! They actually grab the skin on your ribs (the SIDE of your ribs, and the STOMACH part of your ribs) and pinch them in this torture device ladies!) Be warned little ones! IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERF*CKERER! Especially if you're small-breasted. I'm big, I can't belive a smaller gal getting crammed into one of those! It's gotta leave bruises.
What the hell was this thread about again before Ruff brought back a nightmare?
I gotta go massage my ladies now to make them feel better. They listen to me you know. OH!! TMI!
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Post by Ruffian of Old on May 29, 2006 22:41:13 GMT -5
I think we have MT to thank for the breast-squishing flashbacks  |
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Post by MT on May 30, 2006 10:42:44 GMT -5
I think we have MT to thank for the breast-squishing flashbacks Please don't let this be my enduring claim to fame. I found the beebee particularly disturbing. They said it was so the radiology technicians can find the nipple. I got news for you, if you can't find an id a nipple, maybe I don't want to trust you to find a tumor. |
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Post by MT on May 30, 2006 10:45:16 GMT -5
Hah, knew I could find a quasi legit way to work in "nipple" and see if the automatic nasty word finder turned it into something inexplicable and hopefully amusing like "teet"
Oh, is this the forum that does the thread on whether Apolo has a third nip though? If so, I guess someone already beat me to it.
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Post by Ruffian of Old on May 30, 2006 14:26:42 GMT -5
Yeah! Why does he need to know where the nip is? He's looking for tumors, FFS. Worry about my nips later, bro. We've got bigger fish to fry. (And p.s. can I see your qualifications sir?) Someone said Apolo's got an extra one?  Not on his chest he doesn't. Unless it showed up somewhere else.... |
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