Apolo doggerel

[MT]

Oh Bella, bellisimo!!! Especially #3 and #4. And I simply must know when the jello party is so I can schedule a wax.

I knew I could count on you for "poetry."

[MT]

For the sisterhood of GotApolo .....

-1-
Torinogal could no longer fight it
(Don't knock it until you have tried it.)
Though it's lacking some class
When presented with his ass
She can't help it, she just wants to bite it.

-2-
The Canadians are Ruffians staple.
She dresses them in leaves of maple.
If they like a good beaver
Then they'll never leave her.
It's a "happy ever after" fable.

-3-
Asked to find any photo she can.
A dedicated and unusual fan.
She is a Malay.
Her post name is Jay.
I believe she's a girl not a man.

-4-
Apolo has charms for Susie.
His smile makes her giddy and woozey.
She is fond of his tongue
And the way that he's ....edited for immature & easily offended audiences
She's a fan, do not call her a floozie.

-5-
An Apolo fan named Laura6
Cruised the web looking for kicks.
"No Canadians," she posts
I like Ohno the most
And don't even mention his chicks. ;D

-6-
There once was a guest named Nikki.
On postings she was uptight and picky.
"You're all just too naughty,"
She said - a bit haughty
"Not to mention tacky and icky."

-8-
Said Sara, "Please don't leave me out."
If you do I will give you a shout.
So, though this one's quite bad,
It is all that I had
And I like you, don't want you to pout.

[rach2crazy]

MT u should have a book of ur doggerel, ur really good at it..

[Bella]

MT, I'll have my agent call your agent to talk about publishing the book. I think the tongue one should go on the back cover. That is some of your best work.

Jello party scheduled for next Saturday in LA, by the way. BYOJ.

(giggle)

[apolosgal]

Bella I wish i could write like u. And MT ur hilarious. LOL

[MT]

rach2crazy said:

MT u should have a book of ur doggerel, ur really good at it..

Dare me to send it to Apolo? I'm really curious to know if he has a sense of humor.

[rach2crazy]

mt said:

rach2crazy said:

MT u should have a book of ur doggerel, ur really good at it..

Dare me to send it to Apolo? I'm really curious to know if he has a sense of humor.

oo u should!!! thats a great idea... i think he'll like it!

[MT]

bellamusici said:

MT, I'll have my agent call your agent to talk about publishing the book. I think the tongue one should go on the back cover. That is some of your best work.

Jello party scheduled for next Saturday in LA, by the way. BYOJ.

(giggle)

Not BYOWC? (That'd be "whipped cream" NOT porta potty.)

You like "tongue" best? That probably says more about you than my "poetry." I kinda like "ass" best or (the mean, but I really didn't mean it) "master-baiter." Punny ones are the best.

Here's one for your birthday:

A Ballad for the Beautiful Bod

We shall start at the top with his mane;
Such a length few men dare attain.
Be it fluffy or flat,
We sure like it like that.
Flip it back and we all go insane.

Many other fans prefer his eyes.
When he looks at you, they hypnotize.
Are they brown or they green?
They're the prettiest we've seen.
If only he'd learn to tie ties.

Next we move to his nostrils and nose.
I confess, it's a topic I chose.
You may call me kinky
But without them, no stinky
Or even the scent of a rose.

Are you ready to move your view south?
Someone asked to discuss his mouth.
Two lips and a tongue
Of which rhapsodies are sung
Be they smiling or pursed in a pout.

Here's another part makes the girls moan:
On his clavicle, our spot light has shown.
It's lovely and long,
Double curved, and quite strong.
No, not that, naughty girl, COLLAR BONE!

No denying he has a fine rear.
When it's seen from afar or up near.
It's round and it's firm
And known even to turn
Rich from girls, he confesses, (Oh, dear!)

All praise to the magnificent thighs.
They generate swoons and sighs.
When he wears baggy pants,
"I can't see them!!!" she rants.
In a skinsuit they draw all our eyes.

A verse for Apolo's fine toes:
I bet he has ten of those.
Though, normally hidden,
Jay will find them if bidden.
Posting pics is something she knows.

There are plenty more unmentioned parts.
We'll discuss all his bits, "gasps and farts."
So his friend Shani said
(Though it makes me quite red.)
Are we fans or just trollops and tarts?

And finally, a last verse to close
We like all of the parts of Ohno's
Whatever he shows
Or when he strikes a pose,
We'll disect it in poetry or prose.

[MT]

rach2crazy said:

mt said:

Dare me to send it to Apolo? I'm really curious to know if he has a sense of humor.

oo u should!!! thats a great idea... i think he'll like it!

I'd like to put together the "best of 'what's apolo thinking'" to pass on to him. Some of those pics and captions are truly hysterical and anything that reminds him of the good times and skating can't hurt in the cause to lure him back into a skinsuit.

Someone with a clue for the technical aspects of putting stuff like this together into a hard copy will be necessary. It would be cool to pass it around first and get sigs from everybody too. I think I know someone who will be happy to hand deliver and take pics of his reaction. (lucky wench).

Volunteers let me know, or it will never happen.

(I owe Ruffian a payback for playing a prank I fell into. I think a selection of her Canadian lustings delivered to the sources of her yearnings might be a decent payback and could be accomplished at the same time. )

[susie]

Oh, MT -- you have me rolling on the floor laughing. ;D

I still like the tongue one the best though...and that bit about the clavicle is a hoot. Apolo, guy...we just love all of you, what can we say.

And Ruffian, you poor girl, lol -- I can just see all of the plans being hatched even as we speak.

[laura6]

mt said:

rach2crazy said:

oo u should!!! thats a great idea... i think he'll like it!

I'd like to put together the "best of 'what's apolo thinking'" to pass on to him. Some of those pics and captions are truly hysterical and anything that reminds him of the good times and skating can't hurt in the cause to lure him back into a skinsuit.

Someone with a clue for the technical aspects of putting stuff like this together into a hard copy will be necessary. It would be cool to pass it around first and get sigs from everybody too. I think I know someone who will be happy to hand deliver and take pics of his reaction. (lucky wench).

Volunteers let me know, or it will never happen.

(I owe Ruffian a payback for playing a prank I fell into. I think a selection of her Canadian lustings delivered to the sources of her yearnings might be a decent payback and could be accomplished at the same time. )

MT you are the bomb!!!!

I love that idea..
I also would like to vote for the doggers to be put together in some format they are so funny..

I of course am computer dysfunctional so i would be of little help..

but don't ya love it..that I learned to quote after allthis time!!!

I might ask my son when he gets home from work..for some advice

[rach2crazy]

hA yeah thats a good idea... what one of my friend's does is she puts her poems in a binder, so its kinda like a book just in a binder..

[MT]

laura6 said:

mt said:

I'd like to put together the "best of 'what's apolo thinking'" to pass on to him. Some of those pics and captions are truly hysterical and anything that reminds him of the good times and skating can't hurt in the cause to lure him back into a skinsuit.

Someone with a clue for the technical aspects of putting stuff like this together into a hard copy will be necessary. It would be cool to pass it around first and get sigs from everybody too. I think I know someone who will be happy to hand deliver and take pics of his reaction. (lucky wench).

Volunteers let me know, or it will never happen.

(I owe Ruffian a payback for playing a prank I fell into. I think a selection of her Canadian lustings delivered to the sources of her yearnings might be a decent payback and could be accomplished at the same time. )

MT you are the bomb!!!!

I love that idea..
I also would like to vote for the doggers to be put together in some format they are so funny..

I of course am computer dysfunctional so i would be of little help..

but don't ya love it..that I learned to quote after allthis time!!!

I might ask my son when he gets home from work..for some advice

Yeah, the quoting thing busies up the looks of a post and is d**ned hard to read cause it shrinks the text so but, it sure makes it easier to follow a convo.

My big problem is trying to figure out how to keep all the pics. It should be cake if the whole thing is done in electronic format like on a disc, but I'd rather have hard copy so it can be circulated and signed by contributors. Actually, that might be problematic. Bad enough just worrying about losing it or the time it takes to get around to everybody here, think of the turn around time to Malaysia and back!?!?!? I guess we'll now have to figure out how to do sigs electronically and send, cut and paste.

The other issue, viola (te) the copyright issues willy nilly or track down every pic and attribute it or get permission? There's a real pisser.

Anyway, I'll spring for the printing and binding of the one required hard copy - his. I insist on it being handed to him in a format he can see immediately so pics of his rxn can be seen. What do you think? Pleased, mortified or a punch in the face? I figure anyone else who wants one can download an electronic version.

I'm still looking for a coeditor with tech skills. I'll throw in a hard copy for that volunteer too. Hmmm, maybe a signed one (by Apolo if he'll oblilge.)

[laura6]

well not that my son is an expert but he said that if this was made in a format for members and distributed among ourselves copyright would not apply cuz it is not being sold..

[MT]

laura6 said:

well not that my son is an expert but he said that if this was made in a format for members and distributed among ourselves copyright would not apply cuz it is not being sold..

Is this the son who is goth or something cause I'm loving the idea of a goth lawyer!!!!!