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Post by MT on Jun 16, 2006 0:49:12 GMT -5
Nah. I'll go back to Ruffian. Can't stray from the tried and true, you know? d**n, I was hoping you'd had enough brew to convince you to stick with "peeing" at least for a day or too of fun. Poor Bella. Wait, I just realized, if you change your name, all my comments on peeing are going to be hanging out there like I disagree in the wind. (That must be a mixed metaphor but it is way past my bedtime and Bedard still hasn't come by to tuck me in.) Did you set me up you inebriated and maple leaf besotted wench? |
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Post by MT on Jun 16, 2006 0:50:20 GMT -5
Nah. I'll go back to Ruffian. Can't stray from the tried and true, you know? d**n, I was hoping you'd had enough brew to convince you to stick with "peeing" at least for a day or too of fun. Poor Bella. Wait, I just realized, if you change your name, all my comments on peeing are going to be hanging out there like I disagree in the wind. (That must be a mixed metaphor but it is way past my bedtime and Bedard still hasn't come by to tuck me in.) Did you set me up you inebriated and maple leaf besotted wench? WTF how does "my a*s*s" get changed to "I disagree?" |
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Post by Ruffian of Old on Jun 16, 2006 0:58:53 GMT -5
Nah. I'll go back to Ruffian. Can't stray from the tried and true, you know? d**n, I was hoping you'd had enough brew to convince you to stick with "peeing" at least for a day or too of fun. Poor Bella. Wait, I just realized, if you change your name, all my comments on peeing are going to be hanging out there like I disagree in the wind. (That must be a mixed metaphor but it is way past my bedtime and Bedard still hasn't come by to tuck me in.) Did you set me up you inebriated and maple leaf besotted wench? Oh come now, MT. You had to know that most of this madness wasn't going to make sense in the a.m.?! Cripes, I've had 85,000 beers. This message alone took 20 minutes to type. There was no way this was all going to get wrapped up in a neat little bow. No way. And yes. I totally set you up! Taste my pain, wench!! Me:  You:  |
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Post by MT on Jun 16, 2006 1:02:49 GMT -5
d**n, I was hoping you'd had enough brew to convince you to stick with "peeing" at least for a day or too of fun. Poor Bella. Wait, I just realized, if you change your name, all my comments on peeing are going to be hanging out there like I disagree in the wind. (That must be a mixed metaphor but it is way past my bedtime and Bedard still hasn't come by to tuck me in.) Did you set me up you inebriated and maple leaf besotted wench? Oh come now, MT. You had to know that most of this madness wasn't going to make sense in the a.m.?! Cripes, I've had 85,000 beers. This message alone took 20 minutes to type. There was no way this was all going to get wrapped up in a neat little bow. No way. And yes. I totally set you up! Taste my pain, wench!! Me: You: Revenge will be mine..... I'm going to tell mom.  So there |
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Post by Ruffian of Old on Jun 16, 2006 1:13:00 GMT -5
MY MOM!?!? NOOOOOOOOOO!
Revenge will not be yours, MT! For I will tell...SOMEONE SCARY! MWAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by MT on Jun 16, 2006 8:28:46 GMT -5
Not YOUR mom. I don't even know where to find her and that would be playing dirty. I meant Bella.
I have since come up with an even better plan involving Canadians. Just you wait.
Meanwhile .... back to poetical torture:
There's something that has me in stitches;
An automatic editor that switches
Words that are not quite nice
It replaces in a trice
And now I can't even post "pregnant doges."
(Yet "wenches" gets thru with no glitches.)
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Post by Ruffian of Old on Jun 16, 2006 10:21:50 GMT -5
*bites nails*
Bella is my mom. She just doesn't know it yet.
I've come up with a plan involving the Canadians too! What a coinky-dink! Does yours also involve undressing and voilating them? Because that's sort of a big part of mine. Actually, that is my plan.
Dammit! I cannot be posting! I woke up early to do work and you've got me fantasizing about Canadians and reading doggerel. (That reminds me, I must look that word up. I always thought it had something to do with pirates?)
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Post by laura6 on Jun 16, 2006 10:23:48 GMT -5
I only dream of violating apolo..in a variety of ways!!!!
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Post by MT on Jun 16, 2006 11:47:19 GMT -5
*bites nails* Bella is my mom. She just doesn't know it yet. I've come up with a plan involving the Canadians too! What a coinky-dink! Does yours also involve undressing and voilating them? Because that's sort of a big part of mine. Actually, that is my plan. Dammit! I cannot be posting! I woke up early to do work and you've got me fantasizing about Canadians and reading doggerel. (That reminds me, I must look that word up. I always thought it had something to do with pirates?) "Voila-ting" is that the french word for Ruffian turns them into her little ponies? Doggerel - very poor poetry; poetry that is not artistic in form (I might beg to differ on that count); crude, poor, not artisitic (as an adj); verse comic in style and irregular in form .... Heh, that's me to a "T" If you want to think of it as something having to do with Pirates, that might lead to some interesting posts. P.S. I'm s'posed to be writing up short answers to an endless series of uninteresting questions about testing styles. Send me your history and I'll trade. |
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Post by Ruffian of Old on Jun 16, 2006 18:00:44 GMT -5
I'll have you know I spelled violating wrong on purpose! Yes. I certainly did.
My spelling abilities don't wake up until 10:00 a.m. I just happened to start posting at 8:00 a.m. today, lol.
For the next poem, try to work in pirates! Pirates...or NINJAS! Pirates and ninjas and ST-ers, oh my.
I'm super excited for this pirate poem, lol.
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Post by rach2crazy on Jun 16, 2006 19:35:41 GMT -5
d**n, I was hoping you'd had enough brew to convince you to stick with "peeing" at least for a day or too of fun. Poor Bella. Wait, I just realized, if you change your name, all my comments on peeing are going to be hanging out there like I disagree in the wind. (That must be a mixed metaphor but it is way past my bedtime and Bedard still hasn't come by to tuck me in.) Did you set me up you inebriated and maple leaf besotted wench? Oh come now, MT. You had to know that most of this madness wasn't going to make sense in the a.m.?! Cripes, I've had 85,000 beers. This message alone took 20 minutes to type. There was no way this was all going to get wrapped up in a neat little bow. No way. And yes. I totally set you up! Taste my pain, wench!! Me: You: I like the smiles lol made me laugh! ;D |
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Post by torinogal on Jun 16, 2006 23:42:20 GMT -5
Sorry, I've been gone a couple of days! Doggerel?! That word points downwards towards low class and no schooling type of bawdy humor! Don't we tell better jokes than that?! Can't we use the word "Salacious"? Which means, lewd, obscene, raunchy, lascivious, lustful, sexual, etc.? Without pointing towards a certain "class" in our society? Sorry, I'm PMS'ing. I'm sensitive right now!  |
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Post by Ruffian of Old on Jun 16, 2006 23:55:49 GMT -5
I'm done with my history! Woopidy doo!
Torino, the definition of doggerel I found had nothing to do with "pointing downwards" to a certain class in our society.
From Dictionary.Com: Doggerel: Crudely or irregularly fashioned verse, often of a humorous or burlesque nature.
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Post by torinogal on Jun 17, 2006 0:14:35 GMT -5
We've got different dictionaries. I wasn't trying to step on your toes sweetheart! You know me better than that by now! Mine says something about "lower class" as well as what you just said. Maybe mine is old, I'm so sorry......  |
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Post by Ruffian of Old on Jun 17, 2006 0:22:50 GMT -5
I know you're not stepping on my tootsies, lol. I just didn't want you to be offended (I'm sure MT meant it in only the best, bawdiest way  ) by the term so I got a new definition is all. I don't know what your dictionary is on about. Maybe when it's used as an adjective it's "low class" and as a noun it's bawdy poetry? I have no idea! Anywho, back atcha. |
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