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Post by MT on Jun 15, 2006 16:26:28 GMT -5
Oh, excellent, Sara.
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Post by Ruffian of Old on Jun 15, 2006 16:53:08 GMT -5
For Ruffian - There was a Canadian skater Named Francois Louis Tremblay(ter). His fans call him "Flou" At him, they all coo Till he takes each aside to sate her. "Tremblay(ter)" ;D If I were one for poems I'd offer one about a certain travel-sized hot mus-skateer, but alas (will poetic language do?) I'm more of a graphics girl. Want ears or a tail or perhaps suggestive antennae put on anyone? |
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Post by MT on Jun 15, 2006 17:04:25 GMT -5
For Ruffian - There was a Canadian skater Named Francois Louis Tremblay(ter). His fans call him "Flou" At him, they all coo Till he takes each aside to sate her. "Tremblay(ter)" ;D If I were one for poems I'd offer one about a certain travel-sized hot mus-skateer, but alas (will poetic language do?) I'm more of a graphics girl. Want ears or a tail or perhaps suggestive antennae put on anyone? I need a tiger tail on the lovely large ass shots on the skating thread if you get a mo and have nothing better to do. I understand about waxing poetic. Sometimes it comes over me, but mostly, I can't rhyme pregnant dog with ditch. I've been reading a lot of Dr. Zeus to the kids on request this week and now I'm in a rut. Gotta get it out of head before I start responding to professors in iambic pentameter and they make me take a pee test. God, I'm wierd. |
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Post by Ruffian of Old on Jun 15, 2006 17:41:55 GMT -5
You got it! I wouldn't worry about the iambic pentameter getting you in trouble. Nobody would recognize it unless they themselves were high. They'll just think they've found a smoking buddy  |
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Post by sara on Jun 15, 2006 17:54:41 GMT -5
I can't churn them out as fast as MT, but here's another one.\
All he has to do is stand there and smile
And fans will line up for a mile.
Oh, the lengths to which we'll go
For a chance to meet Ohno
And gaze into his eyes for a while.
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Post by MT on Jun 15, 2006 18:12:53 GMT -5
Apolosgal confided a strange lust. In her on-line buds did she trust, She wished to call Yuki Her dear little "pookie." A new thread on him is a must.  |
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Post by rach2crazy on Jun 15, 2006 18:48:30 GMT -5
Speed Skating is his best
He can most definetly beat the rest
Around and around he skates on the track
u other skaters might wanna move back
See, apolo is the best on the ice
u'll find out, roll the dice.......................(all i can think of that ryhmes)
So apolo has made his quest
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Post by Ruffian of Old on Jun 15, 2006 20:32:00 GMT -5
He's grrrreat!:   |
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Post by MT on Jun 15, 2006 20:34:25 GMT -5
I appear to be on a rhyme roll.
Apolo's virtues I poetically extoll.
Sometimes I'm a bit racey
And others, I'm spacey.
<Help, all I can think of is "pole!">
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Post by MT on Jun 15, 2006 20:36:24 GMT -5
Me-OWWW!
(He looks like one of "Josie and the girl thingyCats")
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Post by apolosgal on Jun 15, 2006 21:36:56 GMT -5
Apolosgal confided a strange lust. In her on-line buds did she trust, She wished to call Yuki Her dear little "pookie." A new thread on him is a must. Wait what? |
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Post by MT on Jun 15, 2006 22:10:43 GMT -5
Apolosgal confided a strange lust. In her on-line buds did she trust, She wished to call Yuki Her dear little "pookie." A new thread on him is a must. Wait what? Wasn't that you? If not, who was it who thinks Yuki is a hottie? I'll be happy to change it in the interest of accuracy. |
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Post by MT on Jun 15, 2006 22:12:55 GMT -5
Me-OWWW! (He looks like one of "Josie and the girl thingyCats") Oh no, the editor replaces "Pu$$y" with "girl thingy!?!?!" Why isn't "c0ck" "boy-thingy?  " |
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Post by Ruffian of Old on Jun 15, 2006 22:14:54 GMT -5
Maybe because boy thingy could mean a few thingys.
Balls doesn't get changed.
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Post by MT on Jun 15, 2006 22:21:59 GMT -5
Maybe because boy thingy could mean a few thingys. Balls doesn't get changed. If balls are balls, what else could "boy thingy be?' Just a check I've been wanting to do for awhile and with Bella, AWOL, maybe I can sneak in this test without geting put in a time out or putting her in an awkward postion: twot prick piss thingy labia girl thingy testicles crap |
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