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Post by MT on May 26, 2006 18:38:24 GMT -5
What are under 16's doing up all night on a school night reading raunchy silly posts from women who clearly are only talking, not doing naughty things? (Alas.) They should avoid the corruption and go listen to a nice hip-hop song or two instead or watch some prime time tv. Nope, that won't do either. Maybe they should watch CNN? Ack, senators asking for hookers as bribes and taking $100k bribes to hide in their freezers.
Clearly teens should be blindfolded and ear plugged and locked in their rooms without entertainment devices until it's time to marry the poor innocents off where they can be then utterly surprised by the utterly bizarre acts of biology only appropriate in the marital bed-chamber .... with the lights off .... and face to face .... fully clothed. OMG MT you had me LMAO! I'll have to tell my 16 year old daughter that. Honestly I'm sure she can come up with better titles for the sex tapes than I can. All those young, raging hormones and no acceptable outlet for them other than "just thinking" about guys!!! Oh thanks. I'm no good at coming up with titles for some reason. I don't do too bad at thinking up an Olympic dream team of sponsors for Apolo, et al, though. My favorites are the energy storage companies (batteries). Think "Everready" and "Diehard." For the Korean team, they should be sponsored by the Korean energy sport-beverage - I can't type it in Korean, but it is pronounced "Kool-piss" (no kidding). Then there is the German custard with a gazillion callories called "Dikmelk". Reality is worse than fiction. |
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Post by californiagrown on May 26, 2006 19:34:52 GMT -5
For um titles how about "Apolo c*ms home"? haha
this thread is hilharious
and Bella i ment ur a great mod!
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Post by Elle on May 26, 2006 22:36:32 GMT -5
For um titles how about "Apolo c*ms home"? haha this thread is hilharious and Bella i ment ur a great mod!  , that is to hilarious. |
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Post by californiagrown on May 27, 2006 0:39:19 GMT -5
haha why shank u
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Post by Bella on May 27, 2006 1:06:13 GMT -5
Hilarious titles guys...
Moving on now...
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Post by torinogal on May 27, 2006 1:17:55 GMT -5
Wasn't this thread about Seattle? I'm from Seattle ladies, you won't find a prettier, or more special city. Just to go the Pike Place Market on the weekend!! Have your list ready! You'll find fresh peppers, onions, garlic, zucchini, lettuce, greens, flowers, shall I go on? EVERYTHING. I love Seattle!!! The cheese, and the fish available are unbelievable! They just don't have the attitude of Portland though, when it comes to alternative appearances (hippy. etc) Seattle is still behind on this one, though philanthropists are working this out.  Just try it sometime. There's a reason Apolo loves it to much! |
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Post by mellie on May 27, 2006 2:02:09 GMT -5
CG, you made me freakin laugh with ur title. This whole thread became very funny. ROFL |
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Post by MT on May 27, 2006 9:23:32 GMT -5
"Apolo, Part Deux - The Bottom Half" (ref, somewhat obtusely, the Cosmo cover) Actually, I can't see him in these roles. It would make the usual lines of "Oh, stop, <pant, pant> Oh, Please <gasp> Oh, Noooo <on a rising squealing note> Ohhhhhh , Yesssss <deep throated growl>" even cheesier than normal. What about bodice-busting book titles? .... "She Said 'Ohno' But She Meant 'Oh, Yes!'" "Skinsuit of Desire" "Oaken Thighs" "Third Kneecap of Love" "Bold, Brazen, Buns of Beauty" Then there are the Canadian flicks .... "MT does MT Till He's Empty" and "Ruffian and the Beaver Who Said 'Ow'" (Hm, can't decide if that sounds too much like a chick on chick flick or a children's book" |
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Post by Ruffian of Old on May 27, 2006 12:09:17 GMT -5
Then there are the Canadian flicks .... "MT does MT Till He's Empty" and "Ruffian and the Beaver Who Said 'Ow'" (Hm, can't decide if that sounds too much like a chick on chick flick or a children's book" I'm trying to think of more titles but my mind is blank! The very thought of me and a "Beaver" (do they even know what that means?! ) has rendered my mind useless. Ruffian and the Maple Sugar...Babies? Daddies? Baby daddies? Gah. I got nothing. |
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Post by californiagrown on May 27, 2006 12:14:17 GMT -5
haha histericle
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Post by amyurban on May 27, 2006 12:20:55 GMT -5
I hear ya, Torinogal. Not been up that way ( Seattle ) in a bit, even though I have a brother who lives up on the "other side" of the sound ( Gig Harbor ) but he and his soon-to-be ex-wife have been having "issues" for awhile and since he married an old high school friend of mine ( and he keeps trying to drag ME in the middle of it-yeah WTF?), I have been keeping my distance for GOOD reason, if you catch my drift. But back to topic...there is alot to love about Seattle AND Portland. This whole Pacific Northwest area feels like home to me. After 20 years of life in "La-La Land" I knew there had to be something better and Thank God I was right. I never felt like I belonged down there, even though I was born and raised there. As soon as I got HERE, I knew I had finally found what I was looking for. As for the whole "Apolo sex tape thing"...NAH! Not IMHO, anyhow. The guy has too much class to do such a thing ( I mean c'mon, that's more Pam Anderson/Paris Hilton/Colin Farrell-esque, I'd not like to think of Apolo in that ilk in any way, shape or form). When I was talking about a "love scene" I was talking maybe a good R rated one. Much in the same vein as maybe "Unfaitful" type of one or "9 1/2 Weeks", something SPICY but still sensual and not X-rated. Sure, I have had fantasies of seeing the guy "au naturale' ", who in here hasn't ( to be honest girls, c'mon now ) but to be perfectly truthful, unless it was with just ME and ME ONLY, I don't wanna see THAT much of the man on screen. That'd be just TOO MUCH and I think it would tarnish what good reputation he has, know what I mean? I'd rather leave such things to either my NC-17 writings or to read it in others. But then, that is just MY take on it. You guys can perve about it all you want and think up titles, etc. Not trying to "rain on anyone's parade" here. Just weighing in with my opinion, nothing more or less.....carry on with your merriment!  |
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Post by Ruffian of Old on May 27, 2006 12:37:22 GMT -5
Amy I know you did not just go prudish on us?! Just playin.'  |
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Post by MT on May 27, 2006 13:40:33 GMT -5
Oh, Amy, I wholeheartedly agree. I so don't see or want to see Apolo in even one of your more mild movies. I don't think it is his style. He's not that naughty seeming. (I'm naughty enough for the both of us) In fact, I can't imagine him acting period. I really, really can't picture it and i mean that in the nicest way. He may like being on film and the camera may flatter the heckout of him but he looks good being himself and speaking his words. Whenever he has lines, he comes across stiff, artificial and uncomfortable.
I don't know what he is pursuing and I gotta say I'm curious (and worried). It would be interesting if he had a little series where he pursues the more boutique and unusual Olympic sports between now and Vancouver. He could do a different sport, interview the athletes and explain the sport to us. Throw in lots of humor, preferrably. (Stuff like fencing, badminton, underwater dart throwing, or whatever.) That would be good ambassadorial/good will stuff.
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Post by sara on May 27, 2006 15:47:09 GMT -5
Oh, Amy, I wholeheartedly agree. I so don't see or want to see Apolo in even one of your more mild movies. I don't think it is his style. He's not that naughty seeming. (I'm naughty enough for the both of us) In fact, I can't imagine him acting period. I really, really can't picture it and i mean that in the nicest way. He may like being on film and the camera may flatter the heckout of him but he looks good being himself and speaking his words. Whenever he has lines, he comes across stiff, artificial and uncomfortable. I don't know what he is pursuing and I gotta say I'm curious (and worried). It would be interesting if he had a little series where he pursues the more boutique and unusual Olympic sports between now and Vancouver. He could do a different sport, interview the athletes and explain the sport to us. Throw in lots of humor, preferrably. (Stuff like fencing, badminton, underwater dart throwing, or whatever.) That would be good ambassadorial/good will stuff. Possibly as a good will ambassador he could do fund raising for the program so they could get a decent new coach, and help line up sponsors to help the young skaters. He would actually be the perfect person to do something like that. |
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Post by Bella on May 27, 2006 19:45:41 GMT -5
Yeah, I definitely can see him using his native capacities (charisma, integrity, determination, discipline) to raise funds for a worthy cause. I can picture him going in the direction of people like Princess Diana or Audrey Hepburn, using their celebrity to make positive changes in the world for causes they were most passionate about. I wonder if he might even be considering politics? Wouldn't that be interesting? He could be a United States Ambassador in, say, Japan, or, I don't know anywhere he wanted. Can you imagine? Ambassador Ohno!!
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